How To Know The Gender Of A Fly
This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come across in a long while!
A woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband
stalking around with a fly-swatter.
'What are you doing?'she asked.
'Hunting Flies' he responded.
'Oh! Killing any?' she asked.
'Yep, 3 Males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked:
'How can you tell them apart?'
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.....' :-)