Friday, June 8, 2012

Height of PJs

Height of PJs

Jaante ho raat me maza kab aata hai?

kab?

Jab kisi sote hue ko jaga kar pucha jaaye ki...

So rhe ho kya?

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Jyotish:Tumhare pati ki hatya hone wali hai.

Dolly:Wo to thik hai, ap yeh bataiye mai bari to ho jaungi na?

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Santa k sar se khoon nikal rha tha.Doct:Y kaise hua?

Santa:M hatho se pathar tod rha tha.To kisine kaha paji kabhi to dimag istemal karo!

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Golu at shop-Rs.1 ka recharge kr do.Shopkeeper:Rechrg karwa k call karni he ya sms,

Golu:Karna to kuch nai bus aise hi paise udane ki adathai

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Boy:Hey girl,wt ur name?Grl:Amitabh bachchan ko dhakka maro. Boy:Means what? Girl: PUSH PAA.

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Judge(aparadhi se)kya tum kabhi jail gayeho.

Kaidi:Ji nai hujur,judge:To isme rone ki kya bat hai, abhi bhej deta huun.

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Snta marte waqt-Tumhare ghr 10 lakh ka daka maine dalwaya tha or 50 lakh ki chori be mene hi karai thi.

Banta:Tumhe zahar bhi maine diya he.

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1 Bus accident hua

Man:Hey bhagwan! mere hath tut gaya.

Santa:Control urself, usadmi ko dekho,wo mar gaya fir bhi chup-chap leta he.

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Girl n boy were sitting alone in d garden..

Girlfriend:Kuch aisa kaho ke dhadkan tez ho jaye.

Boyfriend:Bhaag tere baap aa raha hai.

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Teacher:Der se kyu aaye?Snta:Bike kharab ho gayi,Teacher: Bus me nahi aa sakte the?

Snta:Me to aajata,par apki beti teyar nahi hui.

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1 ganje ke sir par 2 baal the,dono ko apas me pyar ho gaya.Or shadi karne chahte the,magar kr na ske Q/

Qki baal vivah kanuni aparadh hai.

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