Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Monthly Milestones Of Bachelor Guys & Single Girls

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MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY & Single Girl

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First Week

Second Week

Third Week

Fourth Week

a) Bank Balance

20000

2000

200

20

b) Conveyance

Auto ("I can afford it")

Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")

Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")

Walk ("Good for health")

c) Girl Friends

Eena , Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")

Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends")

Tina ("I am loyal to her")

"Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

d) Mobile Maintenance

Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")

Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")

Rare outgoing calls (" Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")

Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

e) Boozing

"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!

"Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let's go to Mysore .."

"The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"

"Drinking is injurious to health."


MONTHLY MILESTONES of a Single Girl

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY & Single Girl

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First Week

Second Week

Third Week

Fourth Week

a) Bank Balance

20000

20000

20000

20000

b) Conveyance

Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Auto ("after all my boy friend pays f or it")

c) Boy Friends

Abhinav , Hammy, Peter

Sachin, sumeet, vinay

Abhijeet, Ram, christopher. ..

Arun , Saket, vimal..

d) Mobile Maintenance

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

e) Boozing

"Come, let's go to Goa

"Come, let's go to Kulu

"Come, let's go to Shimla

"Come, let's go to darjeeling

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY & Single Girl

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