Sunday, May 20, 2012

Database of Life

Database of Life

Database of Life

Make your life as deep as a Database,

Be always as unique as a Primary Key,

Be productive as an Index,

Take others good habits as a Foreign Key.

Share your joys with as a Cluster,

Always keep note of your doings as good as

a Data Dictionary,

Grant some privileges to others as a role,

Secure the things as DBA.

Do the things in order as a Row id,

Follow your resolution as strict as a Sequence,

Light others life as a Trigger,

Be prepared for the worst as an Exception.

Always be fruitful as a Function,

Forgive others as a Rollback Transaction,

Always help others like Checkpoint,

Choose the best part Like an Optimizer.

Project yourself the best like a View and,

Be thankful to God as a Commit Transaction.