Sunday, May 13, 2012

Brilliant Joke, for men.

Brilliant Joke, for men.
Women : Just read the first half!

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, Thank you,
but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman
said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.. The frog warned her, "You do realize
that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in
the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied,
"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will
have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in
the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in
the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man
in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman
said, "That's okay,
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's
the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third
wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
show that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who have a good sense of humor