A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

A woman writes to the ITTechnical support..... Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded fromBoyfriend 5.0toHusband 1.0and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0. In addition,Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5andPersonal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such asNEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0andCRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0no longer runs, andHousecleaning 2.6simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried runningNagging 5.3to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, _______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______ __________ REPLY DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind,Boyfriend 5.0is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0is an operating system. Please enter command:Ithoughtyoulovedme. htmland try to downloadTears 6.2and do not forget to install theGuilt 3.0update. If that application works as designed,Husband1.0should then automatically run the applicationsJewellery 2.0andFlowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband1.0to default toSilence2.5orBeer 6.1. Please note thatBeer 6.1is a very bad program that will download theSnoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do,DO NOT in any circumstances installMother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0. In summary,Husband 1.0is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:Cooking 3.0andGood Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!