Saturday, September 18, 2010

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

A man was SICK and TIRED of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

And further jealous of her, as she received lot of Women's Day wishes and compliments

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.Amen!"

Poof!!!

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose,

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast,

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

Paid the bills and balanced the check book...

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then, it was already 1.00pm

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

And he hurried to make the beds...

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

...do the laundry...

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor...

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

...Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and...

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

...got the kids organized to do their homework. Then,

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30pm,

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad...

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

...rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher...

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

...Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9.00pm,

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,

which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning,
he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

Man and Wife Switch Bodies [Humor]

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait NINE MONTHS, though. You got pregnant last night."

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN
WHO NEEDS A GOOD BELLY LAUGH
AND TO A MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT !!!

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