How to tell if you're a Mental Patient During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director which is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
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"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon."
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"Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."
So how did ya do?