Saturday, May 29, 2010

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director which is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's your test:

1. Would you use the spoon? How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

or
2. Would you use the teacup? How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

or
3. Would you use the bucket? How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE NORMAL ANSWER -- AFTER you have made your choice.
How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon."

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

KEEP SCROLLING DOWN

"Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

How to tell if you're a Mental Patient

So how did ya do?

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