Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

4. A dog's parents never visit.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 14 Solid Reasons!

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

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