Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Real One Liners from Everyday Places - Funny

Funny Ones:

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Outside a London second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English speaking tourists.

Here is a list of signs seen around the world:

At a Budapest zoo:

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF U HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Doctors Clinic, Rome:

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Hotel, Acapulco,

THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE

In a Nairobi Restaurant:

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESS RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER

In a City Restaurant:

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO

In a Calcutta Coffee House:

PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGRATTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS

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