Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Humour

Man at medical store: I need poison

Chemist: I can't sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate

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Chemist: Oh! Sorry,

I didn't knew you had the prescription.

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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new swimsuit."

"Thank you, Pa, but where is the user guide and manuals?"

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A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.

Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack.

Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the 'unbreakable' comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Doctor: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come


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