Wednesday, February 18, 2009

How Not to Advertise!

These four classified ads appeared in a South Indian
newspaper on four
consecutive days. The last three are hopelessly trying
correct the first day's mistake... **

MONDAY: **For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for
sale. Phone
98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives
with him cheap. *
TUESDAY: **Notice: We regret having erred in
Vishanth's ad yesterday. It
should have read, "One sewing machine for sale
cheap. Phone 98407 16581
and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after
7PM." *
WEDNESDAY: **Notice: Vishanth has informed us that he
has received
several annoying telephone calls because of the error
we made in the
ad yesterday. The ad stands corrected as follows:
"For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for
sale; Cheap. Phone 98407
after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him. *
THURSDAY: **Notice: I, Vishanth, have no sewing
machine for sale. I
smashed it. Don't call 98407 16581 as I have had
the phone disconnected.
I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani.
Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper, but she

Never Explain Yourself To Anybody
Becoz the person who likes you dosent need it
And the person who dislikes you wont believe it.

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