Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Young unwed girl discovers that she is pregnant... [Joke]

A young unwed girl discovers that she is pregnant.

Scared,she confides this 'news' to her mother.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was

the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;

a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and

impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it

and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and

the girl, and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter

has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry

her because of my personal family situation, but I'll

take responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a

townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If

a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and

a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and

$1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do

you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places

a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You can try again!'


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