Wednesday, January 14, 2009

laugh till u get tears .....

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What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?

Simple!



A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!


(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???



Where is Pop corn?


(3) Why is the River Rich?



It has two Banks!


(4) What do computers like to eat?



Chips!


(5) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???


She had a Bright Student.


(6) When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???




Ans: When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C)

(Velocity = Constant).


(7) Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa (CROW) tha ???.wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha
??.
To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ???












Socho













Aur thoda socho











A) MICROSOFT ( My- Crow ? Soft )


8) Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?








Socho? kyu?.. ???































Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis


9. A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...

Why???


Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law :) )


10. A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and
takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?



Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita


11. Who is called female Java?



Java'Gal' Srinath


12. 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing
'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?





Because it was a HIT song

pr@anu


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1 comments:

Angela Marie said...

Please promise you won't let my son read this! lol I'll know every one of these by heart by tomorrow. He's quite a kid...(http://gloriousgal.blogspot.com/2009/01/dangerous-christmas-gifts.html)

Fun stuff. I think I'll keep a few of them on hand for my students. They'll enjoy them. (And maybe take them home and drive THEIR parents crazy... ah sweet revenge! lol)