Wednesday, January 21, 2009

[Humor] Why are Indians so easy to identify?

WHY ARE INDIANS EASY TO IDENTIFY

We are like this, so true, so very true..........

1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and

tomatoes.

2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes,

and of course aluminum foil.

3. You are always standing next to the two largest

size suitcases at the Airport.

4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think

it's normal.

5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service

missed to stamp.

6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and

Anniversary Gifts.

7. You name your children in rhythms (example,

Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini...)

8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere,

close to their real names.

9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says 'No Food

Allowed.'

10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving

someone's house.

11. You load up the family car with as many people as

possible.

12. HIGH PRIORITY ***** You use plastic to cover

anything new in your house whether it's the remote control,

VCR, carpet or new couch. *****

13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends

think, but they won't let you do certain things because of

what the other 'Uncles and Aunties' will think.

14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used,

as it is for special occasions, which never happen.

15.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.

16 You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

17.You keep leftover food in your fridge in as

many numbers of bowls as possible.

18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls

and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other

stuff)

19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel

(and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).

20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.

21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

22. You live with your parents and you are

40 years old. (And they prefer it that way).

23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.

25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to

see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by

bus, train or plane.

26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest

in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son

and feel proud to spread it at the velocity

of more than the speed of light.

27. You only make long distance calls after 11p.m.

28. If you don't live at home, when your parents call,

they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or

Aunty.

30. When your parents meet strangers and talk

for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a

distant cousin.

31. Your parents don't realize phone connections to

foreign countries have improved in the last two decades,

and still scream at the top of their lungs when making

foreign calls.

32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them

from getting dirty.

33. Its embarrassing if you're wedding has less than

600 people.

34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.

35. You have drinking glasses made of steel.

36. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

37. You have really enjoyed reading this mail - forward it

to as many Indians as possible.

I STILL LOVE TO BE AN INDIAN


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