Monday, January 26, 2009

Deadly PJs.... :)

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....

lekin uski biwi usko chhod ke chali jaati hai....


woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...


agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??


arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....
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A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......

can u guess why???


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try

think!!!

donno???
cuz

he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!
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Q: Who is the only Aussie cricketer who always smiles,even if he is declared out???


A: Hussey..............

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Q: What did the policeman say when he arrested Hussey???



A: Hussey to phasi !!!!
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ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg se takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise?


kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha..

dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya...

or chor bachh gaya
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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????


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Ek Nazar se b Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................

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Highly complicated PJ

Q.wat wud an angrez say to his indian naukar who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!


A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast)
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colour of frequency


what is the colour of frequency??


Purple

how ??

frequency ka unit hai Hz
u can write it as 1/sec
ie. par second

in hindi second is also caled as pal
therefore

PARPAL
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Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha .

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King George

how ??

coin ke dono side rehta hai

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according to movie Sholay who is son of lion.
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HOLI















how ??
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Gabbar bolta hai na

holi cub hai
cub
hai holi
(cub)

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