Friday, January 30, 2009

Cyber Sholay!

Gabbar Cyber Sholay! sends Kaalia Cyber Sholay! and two others to Ramgad Cyber Sholay!to collect the loot-maar software Cyber Sholay!he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Cyber Sholay!

Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Cyber Sholay!

jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki

Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton Cyber Sholay!ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Cyber Sholay!Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai." Cyber Sholay!

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC Cyber Sholay!on one Water tank and

Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Cyber Sholay!

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? Cyber Sholay!In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Cyber Sholay!Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain." Cyber Sholay!

Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ." Cyber Sholay!

AT GABBAR'S DEN... Cyber Sholay!

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?

Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Cyber Sholay!

Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Cyber Sholay!Iski saza milegi.

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Cyber Sholay!

barobar milegi." Cyber Sholay!

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?" Cyber Sholay!

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." Cyber Sholay![logout - logout - logout].

"Haan ab theek hai... Cyber Sholay! ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?" Cyber Sholay!

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha." Cyber Sholay!
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
Cyber Sholay!

The End.........



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