Gabbar They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya". Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai." Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ." AT GABBAR'S DEN... Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?" Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? barobar milegi." [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?" Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar." Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." "Haan ab theek hai... Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha." The End......... |
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