Some Creative Business Signs
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1) At an Optometrist' s office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
2) In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
3) In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
4) On a Plumber's Shop:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."
6) Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
7) At a Tire Shop:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
9) At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
10) On an Electrician' s truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
11) In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."
12) On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
13) On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
14) At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
15) Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
16) At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted."
17) In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Please drive carefully. We'll wait."
GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
The least we can do as individuals is to motivate and inspire another human being!
Because a candle loses nothing by lighting another!
Muhammad Ahmad Khan
Reiki Master & Master in Fourth Dimension
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