Sunday, September 7, 2008

FUN : Rajnikant's Facts

· Rajnikant makes onions cry

· Rajnikant can delete the Recycle Bin.

· Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikant killing people faster than Death can process them.

· Rajnikant can build a snowman….. out of rain.

· Rajnikant can strangle you with a cordless phone.

· Rajnikant can drown a fish.

· When Rajnikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

· When Rajnikant looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikant and Rajnikant.

· Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikant can throw Brett Favre even further.

· The last digit of pi is Rajnikant. He is the end of all things.

· Rajnikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

· Bullets dodge Rajnikant.

· A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

· Rajnikant' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.

· If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

· Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

· Once a cobra bit Rajnikant' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

· When Rajnikant gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

· Rajnikant can kill two stones with one bird.

· Rajnikant was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

· Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajnikant can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

· There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikant was cold, so he turned the sun up.

· Rajnikant can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

· Rajnikant has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.

· It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

· Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

· In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikant could use to kill you, including the room itself.

· Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikant.

· Rajnikant destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikant only recognizes the element of surprise.

· Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

· With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikant is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

· The square root of Rajnikant is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikant, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult.


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