Thursday, July 24, 2008

Rules for which reasons are not known

Very interesting.Just Enjoy the accuracy of these rules.

Rules for which reasons are not-known ...


Probably old. Still enjoyable.

I have experienced al most all of them.



The rules however, always Work.....

S No

Rule Name

Postulate

1

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3

Kovac's Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

4

Cannon's Karmic Law:

If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will actually have a flat tire.

5

O'brien's Variation Law:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6

Bell's Theorem:

As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring.

7

Rubys Principle of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody.

8

Willoughby's Law:

When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn't work, it will.

9

Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area.

10

Breda's Rule:

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11

Hiten Raja's Law on weight loss :

When you have a 50 gram bar of Chocolate you will put on 1 Kilogramme of weight on your hips.

12

Owen's Law:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13

Wooly's law:

When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by.



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