Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Funny Quote: One liners

"I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong."

"The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat."

"What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others."

"There are parts of me that I feel are beautiful, but they don't have anything to do with my nose."

"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out."

"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife."

"The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time."

"A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso."

"The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool."

"Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out."

"Indecision may or may not be my problem."

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving."

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."

"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."

"Health food makes me sick."

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