Monday, June 23, 2008

Secrets about women - Guys Very Important

Secrets about women

By Francis P Barclay

If you think that women do always mean what they say, chances are that you may go wrong. Many a time, they will say something and mean the exact opposite. And leave you puzzled wondering what's in her mind? Here are some top secrets of women laid bare.

Like surprises

Girls are fond of surprises. They believe that they should be surprised at least once a month.

Be a man

No matter how modern and independent they are, they will want you to be "the man". Even the take-no-prisoners woman will wants to be taken care of by a man somehow. Whether that means you take charge in bed, know how to fix the car and kill spiders, or even just carry big suitcases for her. When you act all manly, it makes them feel more feminine, more safe.

Call 'em pretty

Every woman has this mind frame no matter how much they try to deny it. Almost all of them want to feel like the one and only beauty queen in the world and demand royal treatment from men. They want to be told they are beautiful, then after a time told they're attractive. Women also believe in the fairytale and will look at most men in the first 30 seconds as if they could be the prince they have been looking for.

Am I fat?

You would have heard her say this time and again. No matter how skinny she is she would never consider herself thin. Almost every woman in this world occasionally asks this annoying question- "Am I looking fat in this honey?"

Good sign!

As soon as she finds out your sign, she starts reading your horoscope obsessively, looking for any sort insight into your character, trying desperately to figure you out.

Jealous as hell

Women get jealous as hell. They might deny it but the fact is they get extremely jealous even if their man talks to a random female or maybe a friend. She might pretend to act all nice but inside her jealousy volcano is about to erupt.

Scared about mothers

Yes, they love their mothers, and for that matter are scared that they will turn into their mothers. They admire mothers and think mothers are the most amazing women on the planet. But just don't want to be them. That's why one of the worst insults you can hurl at a woman is, "You're acting just like your mother." But here's one that's even worse: "You're acting just like my mother." (winks)

Their topic guys

In fact, girls spend hours upon hours with their girlfriends analyzing everything you do, say, imply, talk about, don't say, don't do, the ways you look at us, the different ways you've answered the phone, how you dress when you see them, just to figure out whether you like them or not.

Celebrity fantasy

Girls fantasize about hot celebrity guys, but that doesn't mean they want their guy to be one of them.

Gassier than you are

Girls are just as gassier as men are, but out rightly deny the fact. Ask a girl about it, she will say: "Yes, some of us are.Not me. I mean, I don't ever have gas. I'm talking about other girls.Like your ex… the one with the perfect hair and lips. I'm sure she's really gassy.Good you got rid of her."

You cheater!

They know when you are cheating. Women have inbuilt instincts and emotion system which beeps and alerts when their man is cheating. No matter how big of a player you are you would always be caught no matter what.

The last secret

Don't ever share secrets with a girl; she is part of the British Broadcasting Corporation. Girls talks about men to their girlfriends and compare notes with each other. She say things like, "He's so cute!" and "He's such a jerk" and one of their favourite things to say to one another is, "You deserve better



Aloysius
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