Saturday, June 14, 2008

SDLC...... may be a repost

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Software Engineer Depression Life Cycle

College Life:
College Life..Bindas…..!!!!!!! ……

Campus Selection:

Our Interviewer… Seems to be Dedicated…and Serious …

Joining Date:
Call from Company HR to Join……

Dilemma:

Two Offers in Hand what to do…???? ……..

Induction:

Same Guy Interviewer Ha ha feels lot relaxed….

Project Allocation :
What is this..Seems Some thing is Wrong

Team Introduction:
Things going bitter………………

Mentor :

Mentor Please help me…Night out's I am working 18 hrs a day.. …I got Screwed…

Coding :

It Confirm …and Official …I am in a fix…Some One Please Help me out..Please… I am dying out of frustration and depression…



Testing:

Tester : Don't….Worry Brother …I am there to hear you…But One thing….
What is this Code…..You Idiot…it's performance is no good than Hosur road traffic..Stupid...You illiterate Coder….illogical thinker..!^@#^!#&*(&





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Finally One Day Adieu Mail to ALL

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To : All My Brain Eaters, Blood Suckers , Head Ache sources, Boday Ache Providers, finally to Man Eaters..

Subject: Adieu
Importance : High

HI ALL,

I thank every one of you in name who made me like this..and today I am transformed from a College Hero ..to …Useless Zero..and all the Credit belongs to you.. I Sincearly request every one..not try to contact me again in my life…

I am Going to Himlayas in Search of MY MANAGERS BRAIN………….

No Thanks and No Regards,

Bye

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