Monday, June 30, 2008

Abt college days....Please read compleete...sorry if repost

1. On being Late
"Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gaya kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Mein kya karu, sab bathroom me koi ghusa hua tha"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya padaya
tha sir ne"
"Kal se pakka class time pe karunga"
"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de nahi to kisse likhunga......."
"Kal proxy mara tha kya"
" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
"w o bhi iss class ke liye "

2. During the lecture
"Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is
.......huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............"
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko chod..... Priyanka kya lag rahi hai aaj........" HE HE HE
HE !! ;))))

"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"
"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.......gadha......."
"mera assignment tere paas hai??"
"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."
"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"
"Boss class khatam hote hi kadak chai chahiye......"

3. Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Idhar Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........"
"Areee tu to bura maan gaya.......data dikha na........."

4. sessionals Test
"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya...... abe unit test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga...."
"Boss..... hogaya......aur nahi ho sakta........jaan nahi de sakta......."
"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya? ???? "
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
"Oye wo Liladhar kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."
After test......
"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
chalega..." SAHI !!

5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I was in the class, ateendence bolna bhool gaya"
"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar....... Saale tera class karne ka kya faida
hua....."

6. Late submission of assignments
"Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit
kar dena"
"Last date extend hua thaa"
"I didn't know the last date"
"Ab mein kya karu wo mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya......."
"They should allow XEROX........" :D

7 . After exam
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2....... Gaya..........fail
pakka......."
"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar......"

8 . VIVA (b4 exam)
"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya doonga"
"Aeee......Akash.....terese kya poocha......."
"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak
preparation nahi hua hai" :D

9 . VIVA (General)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala,
then watz the point" :D
"Roll no. 8 ka watt laga diya hai" (I was Roll no. 8 L )
"External is asking ctlr key ka ascii code kya hai ?"
"Ye kounse unit mein aata hai ?"

10 . Submission
"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......." :D
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

11 . convo:
"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai
uska drawing nikal" :D
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint........"
"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"

12. Exam
"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh
NAHI aata hai" :D ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai....to ab kya poochenge"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"
"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the
story)"
"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE
"External ka aane ka pura scene hai....... "
"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai........"
"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha.......issmein to anda aata
hai......"
"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........" I
AGR

--
With love from--
Anand.R.Joshi
Take care
Have a nice day


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