Friday, May 23, 2008

ULTIMATE TRUTH

ULTIMATE TRUTH J

· Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

· To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

· The road to success…….. is always under construction.

· Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

· In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

· All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

· Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

· Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works.

· If at first you don't succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

· You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

· Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

· ***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****

· As soon as you mention something…… if it is good, it is taken…. If it is bad, it happens.

· He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

· If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still late.

· Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

· When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

· If you have paper, you don't have a pen……. If you have a pen, you don't have paper…… if you have both, no one calls.

· Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

· You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

Corollary----- PMT buses in opposite direction always go empty

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· The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

· After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

· If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

· The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

· Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker



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If we are ever to have real peace in this world we shall have to begin with the children : Mohandas K Gandhi.


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