Monday, May 26, 2008

Shahrukh spoof from cricketlogic.blogspot.com

(Courtesy: Cricketlogic.blogspot.com)

Bollywood star and Kolkata Knight Riders team owner Shah Rukh Khan (running around the dug out at the Eden Gardens and singing his team

anthem): Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re... Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re... Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re

ICC Anti-Corruption Unit Officer: Excuse me, you are not allowed to sit here. Please go and sit in the stands.

Shah Rukh Khan: Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re... Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re...

Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re

ICC Officer: Hello, Mr Shahrukh. Can you listen to what I'm saying?

Please don't stand here.

Shah Rukh Khan: Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re... Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re...

Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re

ICC Officer: Security, please help Mr Khan out of the ground.

Shah Rukh Khan: Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re... Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re...

Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re

John Buchanan (coach of the Knight Riders' team, intervening):

Officer, he's the owner of our team, you cannot throw him out.

ICC Officer: Sorry John, we are following the ICC rules in the Indian Premier League and according them, no person other than a team or technical official is allowed on the ground. He has to leave this place immediately...

John Buchanan (pointing towards his mobile): Listen mate, he is the one who inspires this team with his presence and sending text messages when not around. He dances for us in the dressing room whenever we win.

Shah Rukh Khan (trying to hug his skipper Sourav Ganguly): Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re... Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re... Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re

Sourav Ganguly (to the security officer): Yeah, he's the one who's given me a break in the Twenty20 format. BCCI didn't even realise my talent. I want him to sit with me and sing songs during the match.

That really inspires me. Shahrukh, can you sing any Bengali poem for me?

Shah Rukh Khan: Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re... Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re...

Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re

Sourav Ganguly: No, not this. Some inspirational poem in Bengali which will get us back on the wining track.

Shah Rukh Khan: Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re... Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re...

Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re

John Buchanan: Leave it Sourav, I think he knows only this much of Bengali. Teach him something new after the IPL gets over. Even, I will join you guys since I've got nothing to do Down Under.

ICC Officer: Please, enough is enough. Now, please take him away. I will lose my job otherwise...

Lalit Modi (IPL Commissioner, grabbing Shahrukh's hand): Come on Shahrukh, leave the ground for now. I know you are honest, courageous and are here not to make money but to promote the spirit of winning amongst the Knightriders fans. But, we don't have any option but to leave this place right now.

Shah Rukh Khan: Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re... Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re...

Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re

Lalit Modi: Okay, I will issue you a red pass (valid for owners of the all the teams). Then, you can sit and smoke around with your team.

Shah Rukh Khan: Jeetbo re, Jeetbo re, Jeetbo re (I've won, I've won, I've won) !!!

ICC Officer: I will report this matter to Mr Morgan, the new ICC president

Sourav Ganguly: That will be of no use friend. His adivsor is Mr IS Bindra, the former President of the BCCI. We are invincible.

ICC Officer: I resign...

Sourav Ganguly (walking away, singing): Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re...

Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re... Korbo, lodbo, Jeetbo re


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