Friday, May 30, 2008


SARDAR talking on cell.

2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se.....

2ND: itne... Pyar se....?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .

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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away **

Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said
'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.

2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat:When I am on tour

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Sardar*: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

Now it's 1.5 ltr.

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Teacher*: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

Sardar: lara dutta marries Brian lara and she becomes lara lara

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Teacher: is line ki English banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi

Santa: He done his work and done Dana Dan done Dana Dan....

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Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide - santaji plz don't sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

Santa - oye don't worry yaar I'll get up when he comes.!!..

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Sardar wanted to make a STD. Call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital *
Ki* jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free" hai.

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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai Saab?o
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

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One tourist from U.S.A. **Asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay Mata di.
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American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " India me to.. Shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

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When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?

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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud **I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai
jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.

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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& She is my kidney.

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Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent
my wife with him. *


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